Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Lecturer Tersayang: Encik Azhan Hassan

Memandangkan sume org pun da dahagakan gossip, so, kitorg ingt nk post la psl gossip nie..but, this gossip about 1 of IT/IS lecturer. Sbb klu buat gossip psl student, nnt ade lak org yg complain, so, buat la gossip psl lecturer, kompem2 lectrer x terbace pny blog kita nie..(harap2 la).. Melihatkan pd isu semase yg byk sgt menyebut psl mr. azhan(name dia femes sebaris dgn name uncle D), ase mst ade bdk cos laen yg cm teruja nk tahu, sape mr azhan tu, n nape femes sgt kan…so, here you will know, who mr.azhan….

Mr. Azhan?

Mr Azhan Hassan

Who is he? He is one of the lecturers in UTP, for your info he teaches economics for ict/bis foundation and also 2nd year 2nd semester economics. Some of the students get very excited about this course especially those who took economics in their matrix or form 6 and perform well, and also to those who don’t know anything about him. He has a big moustache to sport his big stomach.

1st class: Clashed with other classes, he didn’t even care about other lecturer’s slots; he refused to move his class claiming that he has “so much work to do”. He started the 1st lecture with a random topic claiming: “I didn’t set the syllabus yet, but I’ll do it and print it out for you later ok?” (The syllabus was finally printed close to the half semester break). And so began our disasterous semester.

Perangai biase di lihat di dalam kelas azhan


Juge perkara biase..

Kejadian2 lain:

1. He like to argue with some of the students; once he called one of our classmate “dayus” just becoz some stupid question which doesn’t relate to the topic at all [fyi the question is: family or career? And this particular student answered career after 1st claiming the answer being religion at the cost of a folder being thrown at him by azhan]

2. He likes to call out names to answer question which is good. The bad part is he call any student with the wrong name but almost similar to the real name [Endang = Dayang; izra = ella; syafiqah = suhaila etc]. He also keeps calling the same people to answer questions, which is quite unfair to everyone; the ones being called are harassed and the ones not given a chance to try and answer.

3. He likes to threaten a particular student with the words “I will tell your father” for silly cases such as not bringing a calculator. The reason he asked for a calculator was to multiply 6 and 30. Other examples include eating sweets in class. (kalu x mkn gule2 mau aku tido dlm kelas tu)

4. His evaluation form mysteriously disappeared resulting in another evaluation form being handed out and with him breathing down our necks.. he claims the registrar misplaced it.. [Some rumors said it did not go missing but he changed it because we all gave him 1 for every criterion... God know better]

5. He locks the door 5 minutes after class starts [he is nearly always 10 minutes late and spends another 10 minutes sitting in front of the pc doing nothing (bukak frenster kot). It is up to us to open the door when anybody comes in late (a normal occurrence in this particular subject).


Menghabiskan 10-15 minit pertama termenung di depan

6. He gives us a special semester break assignment which contains 11 questions, it must be in green with hard cover outside and we must bind it[failure to bind or having green cover will receive zero]. This is good for revision but the bad part is he wanted us to post the assignment to his house or wherever he wants in the middle of the semester break via POSLAJU. After being screamed at for nearly 20 minutes, he finally gave in and allowed us to submit it on the 2nd day after mid sem.


Pelajar amat tensi dgn assignment mid sem

7. We have three tests for this course (apparently), immediately after the 1st test, he announced there will be a second test the following week. “I’ll let u know later” ckp azhan sambil sengih2. On Monday we came to the class without preparing for the test, he walks in with a big evil face and says “ok2, mari buat test 2” This is known as a Pop Test and even arguing for about 20 minutes, he says he doesn’t care at all. The 1st ever pop test in utp history probably. He immediately proceeded to snatch all our bags and books and threw them to the side of the room. (He says that only 5 person per round table. However one of the tables had one of its ppl taken away and put to another table for no valid reason leaving 1 table with less people and another table with more people. Funnily enough he distributed 10 papers to the table with 4 people)
(Recent events claim he has announced test 3 which he has not decided as part of the overall coursework mark or just as back up. )

8. Last week, he said “I plan to ban some of the student because they always ponteng my Monday class” can u pass the message to them to see me? And he announces the names….bla…bla… (however the names he announced were students with good attendance compared to some other students heheh)

9. One of the most stupidest things he ever said happened on a Monday evening. He likes to claim that the class will finish early however no class has ever ended before the 2 hour period is over (abis lewat ade la) thus far. On that particular evening, he finished late again and some people were shouting they wanted to go to the next class. This is the scenario:

Pelajar2: “Cikgu!! Dh la tu, dh 5.10!!”
Azhan : “Kejap2~ sikit lagi je ni, ade 7 slide lagi~”
Pelajar2: “Kami ade kelas lain skarang!!”
Azhan : “I don’t care about that… what class you have now?”
Pelajar2: “Kami ada lab!!”
Azhan: “Jgn tipu ekk, kamu bukan budak engineering, kamu xde lab”
Pelajar2: fffffffFFFfFfffFFFF azhan..

10. He once said “U guys are the hardest batch I ever teach. U guys are very good but agak byk ckp ek? But I enjoy teaching this class, u guys make me stronger.” I don’t know la about you people…
We’ve never had such a challenging lecturer @_@

11. During yesterday’s class, he locked the door as usual but also blocked the door with a portable whiteboard. While he was enjoying himself drawing some kind of curve on the board, several students were trapped outside. When one of our classmates wanted to open the door, he immediately scolded the person for no reason. So the boy sat back down and the students outside had no choice but to go back to their rooms. Half an hour before the extremely boring 2 hour period ends, he starts calling names from the attendance list. He inquires why so many did not turn up and when we told him they were outside, he blames us for not telling him. “This is a very serious offence; all of you are part of a conspiracy to not let your friends come in. And so the class entered another period of screaming at him(some were insulting him due to having reached the limit with him) but he just says “I’m going to write a report to PETRONAS”


Azhan selepas announce Pop Test

And there are more kejadian2 that make us become not so excited coming to his class. On the other hand, the knowledge he has on economics is so very good but he fail to keep the student interest in economics. When u pay full attention in his class u will find so many valuable thing that he thought, but he don’t even care if u are paying attention or not as he continue teaching even the student went huhahuha at the back as long as he can finish the topic at the same day. Kesimpulannya, he is very good but the way he teaching maybe can be change a little bit to keep the student interest.

by gargan, sarhanah, endang

p/s: jgn lupe view blog nie for future details about our sweetheart ni :
http://shirakoala.blogspot.com/

39 comments:

AniP said...

saya hanya testing shade adreen jee...

iskandar said...

hahaha
aku ingat lecturer meki jer ader peel sendiri
rupenyer sumer kat utp neh senasib
hahaha

ParaPara said...

this gossip originally created by tuan kamil n endang...
saye x contribute pape pun..saye tolog gelk jer..huhu
gmbr iman kt blkg anep, sgt menarik..xpena sgke tym econs smp cmtu skalu brlaku kt blkg..hahaha..korg mmg best r...
pape pun..esemen PAS/pokok pisang tu, hny bdk is je ade...yeayyyy~

Anonymous said...

incredible... guiness book of record nih..

amin said...

ini cite btol rakan2...
bukan rekaan...
mmg itu la yg ktrg rase n hadapi dlm klas econs tu...
ape2 pn...
gmbr rushdi mmg cool...~
:D

Chocolate said...

i was locked outside the class.
tapi saya tidak kesah.
gembira lagi ada. hahaaha

ezzah said...

ahaha...perangai lec korg ni sgt lwk dan mnyakitkn ati..hahaha...siyes klaka..aku gelak sorg2 r bce..hahaha

ParaPara said...

hahah, noin mgse keadaan..
tp dpt asekan yg korg mmg epi kna locked..ktrg lak jeles ngn korg, sbb kna dgr lectrer..aiyaaa

kuc1n993m0k said...

this post make me LMAO.Lulz!

greyOrked said...

Aku masih tak faham...apa masalah beliau sebenarnya. Dendam kesumatnya makin hari makin membara terhadap kami~

ezzah said...

mgkin die kurg kaseh syg kot..hahaha

amin said...

ape lg ezzah...
ko cukupkan la kasih sayang utk mr azhan tu...
amacam...?
=p

ParaPara said...

saye sokog amin...
yea ezzah..silekan, kami x kesh
=P

ezzah said...

hahaha...tlg r kesah..plis2..haha

cedi said...

OMG..
cmni rupe aku tdo...
papehal azhan ckp sy dak sopan santun...
keh3...

nuTeLLa said...

akhirnye..tebongkar jugak rahsia azhan ni..
konon2 most appropriate(tol ke ak eje nie?) lecturer r..
nk kasik kuar kelas 5 minit awal pn xbley "i rase unethical kalau kuarkn student awl"
hello!~
xseswai lansung ckp cmtu k..
lect len rilek je kasik kuar awl cm lect MA ak..
aaaaa...benci azhan..
benci econs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B.E.N.C.I!!!!!!
nape la ak kene amek subjek ni..haih~~

kula said...

ni orang ke ape..

AcHuL said...

hahaha..masib korang laa.

Annas Salihin said...

..kami sayang akan azhan... emmucxh~

Anonymous said...

nape rs cam deja vu je bila bc psl cik azhan neh?

-yap-

Anonymous said...

ape2 pon he still our lecturer...keberkatan itu penting...hahaha~!!!

tukiman said...

nak share sdikit komen kat sini, aku suke blog nih, bleh kenal member2 batch.

tp nak tegur dari post yg azhan nih. aku pon akui lecturer tu mmg x professional dlm keje2 die. mcm dtg lewat dekat 20 minit, start lecture lewat(biasenye dkat 30 min), abes lambat(yela dah start kelas lambat), bwat assgment kene hantar gune post laju la, buat pop test, presentation projek mase study week dan banyak lg bende yg kdg2 agak mengarut ya amat.

pendapat aku la, x elok kalo mengaib kan seseorg tu.nak2 lecturer yg menurun kan ilmu.kalo bleh, kite try bwak perkara ni secara professional yg bleh sampai kat pihak management UTP.

kpada admin, bleh la revise balik mane2 post yg memalu kan sesetgh pihak, walaupon hakikat nye benar.kang kalo admin x kawal, timbul plak budaya mengutuk2 blakang. rasullulah dulu menegur org, x penah die memalu kan org ditegur.(aku mmg mengaku azhan slalunye x terima teguran student). tp try to deliver a msg to public dgn cara yg lebih proper tanpa mengaib kan seseorg tu.x baik, tambah berdosa.

siyesly aku suke blog nih, at least bleh la update bdak2 batch july05 hehehe :)

iLLy said...

wahai nurisman [tiada typo disini].... jika fadhilah yang dikasihi oleh kite di gelar tidak bertamadun dan materialistik, ape katamu???

dengarkanlah luahan hati, dayang anang, zaimal zaten, haziahainy, ella, basri, nurul sarhanah, michelle, yang sememangnye menderita didalam kelas tersebut...

btw, kite kan buat die jadi kuat. smpi die nak campak2 dari gunung la... nak tampar la..

Faliq said...

hi kwn2.

Lawaknya pos ni.

Sekadar amaran,
Yg paling tak tahan pasal typo
(verbally n written) adalah Machel.

Anonymous said...

Dan satu lagi favourite, pindah2kan tempat duduk student. For no reason. Isy3x..

Nuriman said...

hoi kawan2 yg tgh intern, ade rase rindu kat Azhan x? mesti kamil tgh rindu wakaka

Anonymous said...

wahkakaka...

wahai senior2..

kami (bdk2 BIS jan 06) faham penderitaan anda...bagi saya,

economics = torture chamber

azhan = azab2...

erm...tp ada improvement gak la...x de la seteruk criter2 senior...

p/s: pagi td br je bg markah 'extreme' kt evaluation form dier...merasa la...

SiNNaS0 said...

nice nice blog about everything true abt him...
he nvr seem to chg also...
im saeksarn foundation student ict course...
he is just as what u describe...
u just miss 1 point... he treat boys unfairly, and keep staring at girls...
treat girl EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA NICE
d boys is just like a rubbish of d class to him

Anonymous said...

same batch with sinnaso...
foundation may09 IT IS

tp skrg lg truk da kot..
juz lyn 3 org dak ppuan dlm klas..
dak len cm x ujud dlm klas dy..
bla dy suh point spe nk jwb soklan..
klu point kt dak 2..nnt dy ckp..

asik2 (bdk trsbt) pdhl x prnh pn dak 2 jwb soklan dy...so *&*(&(^*) laa..

to bro2 senior...kmi jga phm perasaan anda..psl kna lock 2..kmi da kna gak...

bru2 nie ad tutorial ari jumaat dr 3-5 dy x dtg..tggu smpi kul 4 last2 alasan dy letih byk meeting so class cancel padahal kami da nk final exam da nie..sengal..

syfq amr said...

.. haha... cam mane la pulak korg jumpa blog ni wahai junior skalian.. haha...

kula said...

lawak2..
sabar je la, hehehe

Anonymous said...

actually trjmpe pn...
search kt google azhan hassan..
tba2 jmpe blog nih...

bru tau upenye ktorg nih victim mr azhan yg strsnye...hahaha~~!!

Anonymous said...

perrgghh...
kjadian 2 sbijik ngan ak..
asyik2 ak kne pgl jwb soalan..
jambu dye xkne pon.. tensen gle..
da la asyik kne lukis graf..

pastu dye complain 1st projek kite org cam kite org da 100 kali wat projek..allingment lari pon xley..
rmbut dye allignment lari pon xprasan..g saloon la kunun~

Anonymous said...

perrgghh...
kjadian 2 sbijik ngan ak..
asyik2 ak kne pgl jwb soalan..
jambu dye xkne pon.. tensen gle..
da la asyik kne lukis graf..

pastu dye complain 1st projek kite org cam kite org da 100 kali wat projek..allingment lari pon xley..
rmbut dye allignment lari pon xprasan..g saloon la kunun~

Anonymous said...

.. korg google mr azhan buat pe... google la jolie ke fasha ke.. ni google azhan... x menarik lgsung.. haha

Anonymous said...

Ass Hand....

MUHAHAH said...

go mr azhan.ICT/BIS May 09 'love' you so much!! XP

Anonymous said...

Kebaikan MrAzhan batch May'10
- bagi choclate setiap kali balik
dari ovc
- makan dlm kelas pun boleh
- assignment hantar lewat, diterima..
- bagi motivation kat students
- flexible!(tunda oral test setelah
berdiskusi)
- dtg lambat, xde ape la buat masa
ni..
- x penah marah etc.
hehe..mr.azhan best kot :)

reux said...

this is best bro...